A friend in P’cola is engaged. It’s one of boy’s ex-girls. His response? Disappointed b/c it was one of the few people that held out in support of the ‘marriage is not necessary’ point of view that he holds. I asked how old she is. 29. I said that’s why.
My other friend wants to cage dive with sharks before her 30th.
Another friend had to get engaged by her 30th, so she was. She married. 1 year later she left the guy.
I really hope I don’t have a turning 30 issue. Boy swears I will because much like lesbian experiences and body issues, it’s one of those things that comes with having a vagina. For now, I’m shaking my head. Nope, not me.
Honestly, I don’t think I will be married by 30. If I had to guess, it will be just like tonight. Me and Jack, dinner with a friend, walk around the lake, sitting here, glasses, pimple cream all over face, retainer, nervous about class… because as I grow older, I will continue to grow classier.