okay, seriously, this is the kind of conversation boy and i have. and this one in particular is too funny not to post. or at least i think so. everyone else will very likely be disgusted.
phoenixwhisker: sometimes my own poop scares me.
loraxinked: like a jump scare? where it pops up from under your chair and surprises you?
phoenixwhisker: umm nooo.
loraxinked: cuz that would be scary
phoenixwhisker: more like a “where did that come from” scare.
phoenixwhisker: seriously, I think I poop more than most obese people.
loraxinked: will you marry me?
phoenixwhisker: ha, i’m copying this conversation and putting in a blog post
loraxinked: you’re just an angel
phoenixwhisker: because I am laughing out loud
loraxinked: a funny, beautiful, proud, intelligent, pooping angel